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Sunday, February 6, 2011

Ahh... school papers.

With that post I made the other night... I just realized I have to write an essay about this book we've been reading. It's a pretty odd book. I'd rather not talk about it. Anyone got any tips on how i could lengthen the paper? (other than ones on the image i posted, ofcourse.)
Thanks!

9 comments:

  1. why don't you wanna talk about the book?

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  2. What's the book's title? I'm an English major, I could probably help.

    Also, the wonderful thing about literary analysis is that it's so easy to bullshit.

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  3. Also, the wonderful thing about literary analysis is that it's so easy to bullshit. I was going to say the same thing pretty much hahaha

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  4. So glad I never have to write another paper. I'd always get real drunk while writing just to make it bearable.

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  5. Best way is to not use any abbreviations such as "Does not" instead of "don't" and use a lot more discription, instead of saying something was well written say it was written with great finesse usually not see in the past decade. Things like that can make a paper much longer and a ton more fun to read.

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  6. Man I dont miss school. Oh wait, im 31 and looking at going back. LOL.

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  7. Bullshit is about the only thing I know how to lengthen a paper, that and a ton of long words that you've got to look up in a dictionary.

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  8. Double space. Move the sides in. Makes it look longer if typed up.

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